he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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