how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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