i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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