A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
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I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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