Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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