im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
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taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
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He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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