Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
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How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
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