People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
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At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
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Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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