you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
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dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
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My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
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