Having a random hookup so left but love u
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
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the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
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Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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