your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
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do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
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I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize