at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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