I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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