Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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