id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
and you fell through a lawn chair
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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