Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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