she looked like the bat from fern gully.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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