sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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