what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
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