hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
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you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
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Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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