You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
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i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
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At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
COCAINE IS GR8
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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