Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
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make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
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There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
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I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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