talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
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only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
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Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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