I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
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I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
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I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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