I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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