That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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