I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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