just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
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I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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