yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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