He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
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I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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