ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
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if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
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We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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