I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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