Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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