K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
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Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
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I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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