he puts the penis in happiness.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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