Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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