she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
My pussy is not your playground.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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