Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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