You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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