When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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