We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I had to cum in my sink.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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