If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
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I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
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Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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