How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
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Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
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I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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