That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
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Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
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we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals