I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
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we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
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It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos