So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
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he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
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I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.