he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
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I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
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Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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