just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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