worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Vodka?
Forever.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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