Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I skipped work to stalk him.
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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