Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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