He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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