she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
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whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
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I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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