I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
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