I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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